Last night, I went to Dunkin’ Donuts and ordered a green tea. Ordinarily, it wouldn't have occurred to me to order a green tea at that establishment, except there was a large display of Dunkin’ Donuts-branded teas on the counter, with the green variety prominently featured.
So I ordered a cup.
And despite the prominently displayed rack featuring at least two boxes of Dunkin’ Donuts-branded green tea, the man behind the counter insisted that they were out of what I wanted; no amount of scientific or philosophic evidence could persuade him otherwise.
So, quite in a snit, I ordered black tea instead. Blah.
Update: Today I am wearing very subtly mismatched socks.