Oh dear. Logistics and rather traumatic events have conspired to keep me from the rather inspired post I was going to write today. Instead, I shall steal this idea from my dear friend Crash, who posted it on his web log yesterday:

“Latest meme: Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. The universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so you have to make it up instead.”