Last night, Faustus invited Rob and me out to see a movie called Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, the Valuable Life Lesson of which appeared to be that one can prevail by lying and stealing, as long as it is done with a smile and not a sneer. While the film was enjoyable at the time, it was a narrative disaster that proved so unmemorable that five minutes after we arrived home, we forgot we had left the apartment at all.