A few days ago, I learned about something called “American Idol.” From what I can determine, and correct me if I am wrong, this is a television program on which untalented singers perform for unkind judges. Those who endure that experience move on to compete against each other, the judges in the new round being average Americans who pay money to phone in their vote. The winner gets a record contract.

You could knock me over with a feather. How long has this nonsense been going on?