This is my third post for the day. Scroll down to read about blood in the aisles of the supermarket and online petitions.

Just a little reminder that my twenty-eighth birthday is three weeks from this exact day. You call can help me celebrate by patronizing a little site called Shop Goblin! Not only will I rest easier knowing my little dog's visage is rapidly being promulgated amongst the population, but you, my little cherubs, will discover the perfect source of holiday gift giving!

It's so win-win, I can barely stand it.