Sam Squirrel: (gathers nuts) La la la.

Goblin Foo Uvula: (jumps out from behind a tree and lunges at Sam) Grrrrrr!

Sam Squirrel: (terrified, runs up tree) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Goblin Foo Uvula: (looking up at Sam) Are you scared?

Sam Squirrel: (panting, wild-eyed) Yes! Yes, I’m scared!

Goblin Foo Uvula: Well, you shouldn’t be. You’re on “Scare Tactics”!

Sam Squirrel: Huh? What?

Goblin Foo Uvula: Your friend Friendly Squirrel Half-tail set you up.

Sam Squirrel: Oh @%#! Oh @%#!

Goblin Foo Uvula: You should have seen the look on your face!

Friendly Squirrel Half-tail: (comes out from behind tree, laughing) Yo, I got you, man!

Sam Squirrel: (descends tree, jokingly chokes Half-tail) Man, I was @%#! my pants! (approaches Goblin Foo Uvula in a “high-five” stance) You @%#! freaked me out, G!

Goblin Foo Uvula: Ha ha. (devours Sam Squirrel in one gulp)

Friendly Squirrel Half-tail: Uh. (swallows heavily)

Fade to black as Goblin approaches Friendly Squirrel Half-tail, jaws open wide.

Shannon Doherty: (in slinky dress) Looks like Friendly Squirrel Half-tail got a little lesson in karma. Scare you later.