Sam Squirrel: (gathers nuts) La la la.
Goblin Foo Uvula: (jumps out from behind a tree and lunges at Sam) Grrrrrr!
Sam Squirrel: (terrified, runs up tree) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Goblin Foo Uvula: (looking up at Sam) Are you scared?
Sam Squirrel: (panting, wild-eyed) Yes! Yes, I’m scared!
Goblin Foo Uvula: Well, you shouldn’t be. You’re on “Scare Tactics”!
Sam Squirrel: Huh? What?
Goblin Foo Uvula: Your friend Friendly Squirrel Half-tail set you up.
Sam Squirrel: Oh @%#! Oh @%#!
Goblin Foo Uvula: You should have seen the look on your face!
Friendly Squirrel Half-tail: (comes out from behind tree, laughing) Yo, I got you, man!
Sam Squirrel: (descends tree, jokingly chokes Half-tail) Man, I was @%#! my pants! (approaches Goblin Foo Uvula in a “high-five” stance) You @%#! freaked me out, G!
Goblin Foo Uvula: Ha ha. (devours Sam Squirrel in one gulp)
Friendly Squirrel Half-tail: Uh. (swallows heavily)
Fade to black as Goblin approaches Friendly Squirrel Half-tail, jaws open wide.
Shannon Doherty: (in slinky dress) Looks like Friendly Squirrel Half-tail got a little lesson in karma. Scare you later.