Mercantile Monday



In time for holiday shopping, Goblin Foo Uvula announces her new line of fashions, housewares, and more!

You’ll want to stock your closets with Goblin-brand items, and they make great gifts for the people you love, or even just like a little bit.

So everyone click here and go take a look. Especially if you want Goblin to be able to eat this winter. And the profit margins are rather small, so did I mention that you should stock your closets with Goblin-brand items, and that they make great gifts for the people you love, or even just like a little bit? Or maybe even don’t care about at all but you need to buy them a present because they bought you presents when you weren’t expecting anything of the sort. I mean the nerve of those people, handing you presents with those smug, I’m-so-thoughtful expressions on their faces.

Let Goblin help.

Shop Goblin! Or else!