Rob and I just saw a movie called Cabin Fever, which was actually not as terrible as I thought it might be. It, like Death on the Nile, contains a valuable life lesson:

Never—and I do mean never, ever—leave New York City again.

Never, ever.

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In other news, everyone go to this site. If the “weekly poll” about Iraq is still there, please share with these people a more accurate worldview than the one prevailing as I type this. (Sixty-four percent of respondents as of this posting claim that the “progress” of the “war with Iraq” is going “right on schedule.” Of course, there is not an option for “miserable failure,” but even the insanely timid “running into difficulties” is better than nothing.)