The other night, Viki and I saw Garrett Wang. As we were emerging at the time from a rather risqué circus, I had the overwhelming urge to approach him and mention that I had seen a great amount of slash fiction involving his most famous character. This is not entirely true, as most such literature from that series seems to involve the Roberts—Beltran and Duncan McNeill—but it does make for a conversation opener that could be used only in rare encounters.

I should have done so.