Here in Dayton--or on the outskirts of Dayton, or somewhere in the vicinity of Dayton, or wherever the hell I am--there is an establishment called ThePhobia Clinic [sic]. The first time I saw the sign, I thought I was having a disagreeable hallucination based upon either my recent consumption of two margaritas or the unholy presence, directly across the street, of a store called Shoebilee. (Get it? Shoe plus jubilee? Ha ha.) Repeated sightings, however, have confirmed the grammatical and/or conceptual flaw in the design.

Either a sign painter made a mistake, or ThePhobia Clinic has brilliantly crafted its signage to lure in those of us with a phobia of typos.

Make it stop.