This is the first of two posts for today.

My dear friend Faustus, who has guest blogged for me before and has access to my Blogger account, was kind enough to pass along the following after yesterday's entry on the odd and curious search parameters that have led to this site.

At one point I looked at the Google references to your blog and also found the following three things:

"her glass eye"

"cheerleaders in desperation to poop"

and, most mystifyingly:

"lizzie borden pigeon"

We owe him a great debt for his vigilance.