Hey Goblin--

Do you have any predictions for who will win on Oscar night? I would like to see Queen Latifah win for best supporting actress, but I am in a quandary over the other categories. Can you help?

TIA
PeeWee

Goblin responds:
Yes yes yes! I love Oscars! Daddy says his favorite person used to be someone called Oscar the Grouch because he told it like it was. Daddy says Oscar is also the name of a frankfurter but that they are bad for you. Daddy says they're also called hot dogs but we're calling them frankfurters for the same reason some idiot is now calling French fries "freedom fries." French fries French fries French fries! Yum!

*salivate*

Uncle Bobby says Queen Latifah won't win the Oscar even though he and Daddy really want her to. Daddy says Julianne Moore will probably win Best Supporting Actress and The Hours should win Best Picture. Daddy says he doesn't know who will win Best Director but it probably won't be Almodóvar even though he once did a nice movie called El Ley de Deseo starring a young and hot Antonio Banderas. Hot hot hot!

*lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick*

Daddy says that Adrian Brody will win for Best Actor and Nicole Kidman should win for Best Actress. Daddy says that I am a good actress and I'm very pretty. Daddy says I will win an Academy Award for Best Poop. Poop poop poop! If I win I will thank my daddies and Uncle Bobby and all the little people who are making my magic poop pyramid.

*twirl*

(Daddy says if I'm wrong he will come back here and edit everything so it looks like I was right. Right right right!)