"Carmen Miranda without underpants."

Someone found this blog yesterday by doing an Internet search for the phrase "Carmen Miranda without underpants."

I always knew I would one day write something about the bizarre ways in which people come across this site, but these were the underpants that broke the camel's back. I subscribe to a service that tracks number of hits this site receives, as well as the URLs that refer them. In the case of Google (or other) searches, I am also provided the search parameters. When search words match words I have written here, in whatever order, everyone's favorite Upside-down Hippopotamus shows up as a result. Until today, I have never used—nor would I ever dreamed of using—the phrase "Carmen Miranda without underpants," but I imagine I have typed "Carmen Miranda" and "without" and "underpants" at various moments.

I am also featured in these other Shining Moments in Search History:

"upside down sex"

"pooping on each other during sex"

"hippo sex"

"is amy wynn gay?"

"infected skin tag"

I actually did use this last phrase when recalling my most exciting birthday in recent memory. Unfortunately, those searching for "infected skin tag" are no doubt seeking a comfort from an irritating epidermal condition. My own solution, being miraculously healed by the Virgin Mary, may not be an option for everyone, although it does open up the tantalizing possibility of people finding this blog by Googling "amy wynn being pooped on by the virgin mary during sex."

(One would think that the sex would introduce problems in maintaining the whole Virgin thing, but one is not quite certain thinking is as common an activity these days as Internet searches.)