Yesterday, I began to write about how the impending war in Iraq and the recent Jerry Springer topic "Lesbian Threesomes with Mom" were not only symptoms of the devolution of human nature, but omens of the looming apocalypse. But then I realized that my personal political pendulum had swung so far around to the left that I ended up whacking my head against the right: I was writing like a religious fundamentalist.

At least there is a new "Trading Spaces" on tonight.