This is the second of two posts today. For the first, where Goblin and I solve important affairs of the heart, see below. We will be answering letters until they run out, so more tomorrow.

Unsolicited advice:

Gentlemen, perhaps you are aware of those flannel pants, usually plaid, that are sold in the accessories departments of men's clothing stores. They are called "lounge pants," according to the tag. This is a fancy term for "pajamas."

I no longer want to see you wearing them in public. I especially do not want to hear of anyone wearing them to the office, even on casual day, and god help you if you wear them to the gym to work out in.

They are pajamas!

I do not care what kind of pockets they have.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.