In my continuing quest to publicize my crusade against Earthlink (see recent posts), I have begun an advertising campaign for my blog. The more people read my account here, the more people will shun that criminal organization, or so my demented theory goes.

Also, the more people who read my blog in general, the more self-esteem I will have, the easier it will be to get out of bed in the morning, the more work I will get done, the fewer sitcoms I will have time to watch, the more I will be motivated to go to the gym, and the less I will beat my dog with a stick.

So I paid someone $20 to take a photograph of his chest with my URL written across it and post this photograph on the Web. Seriously. (Take a look at www.rentmychest.com if you do not believe me, although the picture will be there for a limited time only.)

If you have followed my link here from rentmychest.com . . . welcome! Read my archives, tell your friends about me, and come back every day.

Also, avoid the ISP Earthlink at all costs.

Also, I do not really beat my dog with a stick.