I am a stah of the thee-ah-tah, dahling.

Okay, so I only designed the program and ran the light board, but if it were not for me . . . why, can you imagine the chaos that might have ensued? An ignorant and unilluminated audience might have stormed the stage in uncontained frustration.

"What show are we at!?"

"What is the name of that fabulous singer, and what work has he or she done before!?"

"What is that unflattering light!?"

It was a brilliant show before I came along. The songs were brilliant. The actors were brilliant. The direction was brilliant. The theater itself was beautiful.

I suppose I was just the icing on the cake.

If you missed it, shame on you. But I will take pity and show you the image from my program design (imagine it on huge 11 x 17" paper, folder longways):