There is a movie called The Anniversary, in which Bette Davis wears an eyepatch and insults everyone in an English accent. I know this sounds like every other movie I recommend, but this one is my favorite. I have seen it a hundred times. Last night, as a belated birthday gift, my dear friend James gave me a vintage poster from that movie, which contains these somewhat stunning assertions:

"THERE IS NO NAME FOR THEIR KIND OF EVIL! One offered sex… One killed with sex… One played the other sex—And one watched through a glass eye as they destroyed each other!"

I am not sure these are the exact sentences I would use to describe this film. No one dies, for one thing (so much for "killed with sex"!), and at no point in the movie does Bette wear her glass eye (not to mention that, if one is wearing a glass eye, it stands to reason that one is not able to watch anything through it, not matter how destructive). Also, the punctuation is horrible.

Of course, all of this makes the poster even more fabulous. Thanks, James!