In this season of joy and light, hope and peace, I give you the world premiere of my latest foray into lyric.

You'd better watch out
Get ready to cry
And scream, wail, and shout
I'm telling you why
Frankenstein is coming to town

He comes with a sneer
A menacing growl
He'll fill you with fear
And disembowel
Frankenstein is coming to town

He'll get you while you're sleeping
You'll awaken with a shake
To find that you are bleeding red
Run away for goodness sake

Oh! You'd better watch out
Get ready to cry
And scream, wail, and shout
I'm telling you why
Frankenstein is coming to town

Break out the eggnog, everybody, it's going to be a bumpy flight.