Rob has just seen the entry in which I faithfully recorded the following tender scene and would like to set the record straight:

"'I love you,' I said.

"'I love the Mach III razor you bought me,' [Rob] said."

His side of the story is that he had just used the razor for the first time and was just about to tell me how much he loved it when I blindsided him with an "I love you." When he opened his mouth, what he had been going to say before just came out.

I choose to believe him.

Actually, it was Mach III Turbo razor that I bought him, and his face has never been smoother.

While I do not advocate Gillette products because of their animal-testing record, at least all of those poor bunnies contributed their time to something worthwhile.