Today is my parents' anniversary. They have been married for 32 years. I would like to be with someone for that long, but I will not mention any names lest I prematurely terrify that particular someone.

I am in Rochester, New York on business. One would not think much business existed in Rochester, New York, but here I am. At the Airport Marriott. The Airport Marriott with a complimentary high-speed Internet connection in every room. A high-speed Internet connection that appears to be configured to reject all contact with superior products, such as my Mac laptop. I had a word with the person at the front desk about this, but I might as well have been speaking to a marsupial (a marsupial with bleach-blond hair).

Back to civilization tomorrow.