What would happen if three alien puppets, a deformed candlestick, and an anthropomorphized crocheted sphere came together to reenact the most recent wedding of Liza Minnelli? The curses fly in "Mother of the Bride," as Minnelli (Green Alien, last seen as Christina Crawford in "Alien Dearest") is confronted by the ghost of her mother, Judy Garland (Punching Alien, masterfully wreathed in construction-paper flames), who questions her choice of husband, David Guest (E.T. in a bow tie).

Elizabeth Taylor (Crocheted Sphere) and Michael Jackson (Deformed Candlestick) shine in walk-on roles.

Springing from the [adjective edited] mind of Rob, this puppetry tour de force should largely answer the question of why he is my boyfriend.